Friday, April 29, 2011

Giardini di Villa Reale

In December I wrote about a tour of Villa Reale and mentioned its park, but I hadn't had a chance to go back there. That changed Tuesday when Laura, Owen and I were joined by some friends on a little outing.
It really is a lovely park. In theory it's only open to people accompanying children 12 and younger, but I saw some unaccompanied adults strolling around, so I don't know how stringently that rule is enforced. But there aren't runners or dogs, and there's definitely less traffic than's generally seen in Milan's parks.
There were ducks, some with ducklings.
There were lovely purple irises.
We even saw a red-headed turtle.
Now we just need to find time to go back.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Lying Tongue by Andrew Wilson

I initially decided to read this book because it's set in Venice. It turns out there's a lot more to it than that, but it still was interesting. Some of the subject matter is disturbing, but there's nothing particularly graphic. And I think I can safely say without giving away the ending that sometimes people get what's coming to them. I don't know that I'd recommend buying this, but if you can find it at the library, go for it.

Expensive mistakes children make

Dear Foreign Service friends,
If you have any step-up/step-down transformers in your houses -- the kind with both 110 and 220 outlets on the front -- make sure to keep your kids far, far away from them.
If you question why this is necessary, I can put you in touch with our now-dead television.
Good luck to us all.
Sincerely,
Laura's mom

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Kind of like Easter with my grandparents (except they weren't there)

We had a low-key Easter weekend. There was a small, unofficial consulate party Saturday despite it being a rainy morning. The bigger kids had an egg hunt in the stairwell of our building, and the toddlers had theirs in the hall of one of the apartments. There was food and the usual random conversations among the adults while the kids ran around in circles. Nothing out of the ordinary there.
I'd found some styrofoam eggs at Carrefour and made little hangers and labels so the kids could color and keep them.
I must have forgotten to take photos of our kids' baskets Sunday morning, but I'll sum it all up in one word: Candy. And now that Owen is big enough to care about candy, we may have to store it all in a secure, undisclosed location.
Both before and after church I did a lot of thinking about why we celebrate Easter. As one of our hymns states, "I know that my Redeemer lives." If you're interested in learning more about our church's beliefs in Jesus Christ and his atonement and resurrection, read this.
So what does all of this have to do with my grandparents? Well, when we were shopping at the commissary last week, I bought a Pepperidge Farms coconut cake. As we ate some Sunday night, I could imagine conversations with my dad's parents, both of whom died in 2006. They were big fans of such cakes, and their house was the only place I'd ever eaten one. Somehow I think they'd find it funny I've expanded that list to include an Easter celebration in Milan.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Arcimboldo at Palazzo Reale

If you've never heard of Giuseppe Arcimboldo, or don't think you have, try to remember whether you've ever seen a portrait that looks something like this:Yeah, I thought so.
I took this photo outside the Palazzo Reale on Thursday, when we went to see the Arcimboldo exhibit with some friends from the consulate. We had a guide, who was great, and Owen behaved for the first 45 seconds or so, which wasn't so great. (Kevin took over the Owen-wrangling, which was very nice of him.)
Arcimboldo was Milanese but did a lot of his work in the Austrian royal courts in Vienna and Prague. In addition to the unusual portraits with plants and food and flowers and animals, he did a lot of more scientific illustration work, which is pretty interesting as well.
Of course, if the exhibit was just his paintings, it wouldn't be very big. So there also is a lot of art (and information on it) that is thought to have influenced him or been influenced by him. Some of it is by big names (Leondardo da Vinci, Bernardino Luini), some of it not so much. But it all was fascinating.
You can read more about the exhibit here (including examples of Arcimboldo's work and photos of other pieces of the exhibit here). And if you're going to be in Milan any time before May 22, I highly recommend it.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

And then there was none

Remember that little carrot sprout I showed you yesterday? I went out today to check on it, and it was gone. No hint it ever was there. I even dug around in the dirt to check for its root. Nope, nothing. I can't blame Owen because he didn't go on the balcony between the time I took the photo and when I went out today. I guess this means we really will start over with the carrot seeds. At least Laura's on spring break next week ...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I'm no mathematician, but these aren't good odds

Laura recently planted some carrot seeds in one of the planters on our balcony. I was all for it, which was obvious considering I bought the seeds and prepped the area for planting.
Carrot seeds are very, very tiny. Typically they're sown fairly thick and thinned after sprouting. This helps insure a good crop.
Well, a couple of weeks had passed without any of the seeds sprouting, but I hadn't given up hope. Then today I noticed this:Actually, it looked much healthier and less stressed -- and the dirt much smoother and less clumpy -- when I noticed it. That was before Owen started digging in the carrot planter. So now it's looking like only one of the many, many seeds that was planted is going to grow, and it doesn't have much of a chance of living past a couple of days due to the vengeance of the resident toddler gardener.
I'm considering starting over. Thank goodness we buy carrots at the grocery store.

Estimating the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

I linked to this on Facebook the other day and just decided to post it here, too. It even addresses the question of African vs. European. What I'm still wondering is how I wasn't aware of this research before (it's from 2003).

Sunday, April 17, 2011

International Night at the American School of Milan

Friday was International Night, probably the biggest event of the year at the American School. We arrived very early and I had a good seat for the program portion of the evening, but my view still looked something like this most of the time:Those people standing up? Right in the middle of all of the chairs. And they never sat down. Yeah, some people need behavior lessons. I did manage to get photos of Laura's parts of the program, but then I'd sit down during the other times. It's a novel concept, I know.
The fourth- and fifth-graders carried the flags during the parade of countries. The school has something like 57 countries represented, and the kids carried the flags of places they're not from. So Laura presented Israel:and Venezuela:
Owen entertained himself during this time by munching Wheat Thins:and disassembling the backup camera:
The food festival part of the evening was just as I expected: Delicious but crowded. Crowded enough that I didn't eat much because carrying Owen through it all and standing in all of the lines just wasn't possible. No one willing to brave the crowds went home hungry, though; there was so much food at the American table that we came home with almost as much gumbo as we'd brought.
So, it all was fun and tiring, and I'm hoping Kevin is able to come next year. Maybe he can hold Owen while I eat ...

Friday, April 15, 2011

A collection of random thoughts

There's a parking attendant near our house who looks a lot like Al Sharpton. I'd get a photo, but I'm guessing he wouldn't appreciate it. Although maybe someone has mentioned their similarities before, you never know.
Owen fell asleep in his high chair during lunch today, and I left him there until he woke up, which was about an hour. It didn't look uncomfortable at all.
Meanwhile I somehow allowed a stock pot full of gumbo, which I'm making for the American School's International Night tonight, to boil over. That's going to be all kinds of fun to clean up. At least we have a gas cooktop.
In somewhat related news, it looks like I soon will be in the market for a new cleaning lady. Luckily for all involved, this has nothing to do with my gumbo-related disaster.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

How to tell when your child feels like he has shared long enough

If the Duploes are inside your shirt, friends can't get them.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

12 years ago today ...

we looked like this. Well, except for the glare in the lower left corner, which I'm blaming on a new camera, although that's what I get for taking a photo of a framed photo instead of just finding another one. I'm lazy like that.
No, we don't look like this anymore. And there's no way I'd be able to keep a dress even remotely white these days thanks to the toddler semipermanently attached to my leg/wiping his nose on my shoulder/throwing food at me.
But life is good, and there's much more to come.

Friday, April 08, 2011

It's a three-way tie!

The voting was a little slow for the Best-Disguised Foreign Service Couch Contest. I blame the possibility of a U.S. government shutdown. I mean, most of us in the Foreign Service are too busy wondering about next week to spend much brain power on such frivolities as couch disguises.
But vote some did, and Jodi, Connie and Shannon tied for the most votes. Please send me your mailing addresses either via e-mail or Facebook so I can ship your prizes. I'm hoping you'll each be receiving something Italian as well as a "trophy" for your efforts. Of course, you should just ask my Foreign Service swap pal how good I am about sending out packages. (Short answer: Very, very bad.)
I'll keep you all posted on the prizes and the possibility of another contest. Ugly drapes and ugly overall decorating have been suggested. We'll see.

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Last call for votes!

It's a little late to say "Vote early, vote often," and it's not like we want people voting multiple times anyway. But there are less than 12 hours left until the polls close for the Best-Disguised Foreign Service Couch. In fact, given my current sleep habits, you probably have about 10 hours to vote. So go here, pick your favorite and leave a comment.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

The vote totals so far

There only are a handful of votes for the Best-Disguised Foreign Service Couch Contest so far, but it's a close race.

Jodi and Shannon are tied with two votes each.
Masha and Connie are tied with one vote each.

The rest of you need to start campaigning!
The list of entries -- the post on which you should leave your vote in the Comments section -- is here. Voting ends when I sit down at the computer Friday morning, and you don't have to be affiliated with the Foreign Service to vote.

Sunday, April 03, 2011

At least we didn't need clothes to wear to church today

Happy General Conference weekend! If you're not LDS, this won't mean much to you. If you are, I hope you're enjoying the conference sessions via satellite, Internet or some other means. (Or, for those of us in time zones not at all in line with Salt Lake City, eventually.)
I always enjoy the spiritual aspects of conference, of course, but this time there's a practical reason I'm thankful for it: We didn't need clean clothes for church today.
You see, about a week ago, I discovered a problem with our dryer. It mostly was a problem because I like my dryer to, you know, DRY. And ours wasn't doing that anymore. In fact, the drum wasn't turning at all. And instead of the drum turning, there was a horrendous knocking noise.
So the consulate maintenance guys paid us a visit. Kevin was home that day, which I'm sure filled them with joy (he's their boss). And it was decided that there was a problem with the ball bearings, the discussion of which I kind of wish I'd witnessed so I'd have some idea of how to refer to the inner workings of my laundry facilities in Italian.
Later it was decided that we'd be getting a new washer and dryer. (Since ours were stackable, they were one unit, and there happened to be a new one available.) The main difference with these new ones is that they were European size and not American sized.
Yes, things really are bigger in America. Washers and dryers here are tiny compared with what most Americans are used to. In fact, many (most? I don't know percentages) Italians don't even have dryers. They hang their clothes to dry and then iron almost everything (or have someone else iron it). I thought about this a lot during the 30 minutes or so it took me to hang up the load of clothes I'd washed before realizing the dryer had died. I mean, where do they find places to hang everything? I probably should do more research on this.
Friday -- aka The Joyous Day We Received the New Washer and Dryer -- dawned. The maintenance guys hauled out the old washer/dryer unit and brought in the new one. The washer worked wonderfully even though it only held about four pairs or jeans or four towels. It was going to take A LONG TIME to work through more than a week's worth of laundry with those kinds of stats, but I was up for the challenge.
I don't know any more about what it might hold, though, because it died after those two loads. I made the executive decision to fish out the third load -- a few more pairs of jeans -- as water poured out the front-loading door after I consulted the user's manual and discovered the combination of flashing lights translated to "The washing machine motor has failed." I wrung the jeans out in the bathtub (luckily our laundry room used to be a bathroom, although the tub is all that remains) and put them into the dryer. At least THAT still works fine.
So here I am, thankful that we have the opportunity to watch and listen to General Conference while also hoping we can get yet another new washer and dryer very soon.
Of course, it'd also be nice if Laura has a clean shirt she can wear to school tomorrow ...

Adventures in northern Italy: Venice

Just to clarify, I haven't visited Venice since we've been here. Kevin was there a couple of weeks ago for work, though. He didn't get to do any real sightseeing, but he took these photos while en route to other places.









I guess the Bridge of Sighs now is brought to us with limited commercial interruption by Toyota.

Adventures in northern Italy: Cremona

Cremona's main claim to fame is that it was the birthplace and workplace of master violin-maker Antonio Stradivari. He made more than violins, and the city has a lot more to offer than stringed instruments. We visited yesterday and were accompanied by our friend Cary.

The Torrazzo is either the second- or third-highest brickwork bell tower in Europe (and the world). Apparently it's the oldest surviving brick structure more than 100 meters tall anywhere in the world. And that clock is the largest astronomical one in the world. Kevin, Laura and Cary climbed the tower while Owen and I stayed on the ground (and strolled through the huge Saturday market).

Here's a view of the uppermost stairs. Not sorry I missed those.

I was amused by the asphalt patches -- obviously extremely recent -- made to the cobblestone streets, though.

The Duomo to which the Torrazzo is attached.

Cary was nice enough to take couple of photos of us in front of the Duomo. Of course, I had my eyes closed in both of them.

We also visited the Stradivarius Museum, which is inside the city museum. There are interesting paintings, including some of Cremona itself. There are some stringed instruments, although not many made by Stradivari himself. And there were some "resident" dogs, which Owen found more entertaining than any of the art or instruments.

All in all, it was a fun day.

Too late for the contest but awesome nonetheless

Foreign Service Officer Bridget Bittle sent me these photos of her State Department furniture. Although I got them too late for the contest, I wanted to share them because they're awesome examples of the less traditional-looking options that are out there. Very cool!

This almost makes me want to have Kevin bid on a furnished post -- but only if it means we'll get furniture like this.

Friday, April 01, 2011

Let the voting begin!

Nine people sent links to their blogs to enter the Best-Disguised Foreign Service Couch contest. Some of the disguises are silly, some are practical and some are downright terrifying. I also got a very nice e-mail from the mother of an anonymous Foreign Service officer who mentioned that Ikea's Ektorp sofa covers work wonderfully on the Drexel Heritage couches. I knew that, and it's been discussed on Livelines rather extensively, but I thought I'd mention it here for those who didn't know.
Now, here are those entries in the order in which they were received:

Sunny at Fabling
Yes, this is the one I consider terrifying. But it's also funny.

Yellow Flower at OMS Journey
I hope the teenagers appreciate being the solution to a decorating dilemma.

Connie at Whale Ears and Other Wonderings
These photos remind me a lot of our house in Port of Spain. But then again, so do photos of many houses around the world ...

The gang at Small Bits
This entry reminds me of the living room of my house in Denver in 2007. That was a bad year for laundry getting folded and put away, and I only had one kid at the time.

Shannon at Cyberbones
I'm totally digging the brown chenille.

Bryn at Simmons Says
I love the pillows on this one. I'm neutral on the Yankees blanket.

Jody at For Lack of Tacos
More fun with Ikea. I think Ikea makes the Foreign Service world go 'round.

Melissa at Just Us
Kids really do keep life interesting, don't they? It's probably a good thing Owen and Jaikob only hung out together as babies.

Masha at Where to Next?
More fun with laundry! But it's folded way neater than mine ever is. Maybe Masha should do a how-to on that.

So, voters, those are your choices. The voting theoretically ends April 7, but you probably have until I get up the morning of the 8th here in Italy. Yeah, I'm a rebel that way. And if you entered but I missed you on this list, please let me know.

Good luck to the contestants!